Fish with a Knife

2d animation of a cartoony stylised naked rat playing on a purple rat toy piano with white and rainbow colored piano keys. It is supposed to depict Neil from the "neil banging out the tunes" meme. The camera spins around him in a circle. Neil is smiling during that, eyes closed. Playing the piano with a lot of energy, bobbing his head in delight. The line style is pretty sketchy and loose. A vertical signature on the right side of it says "bruneburg".

Happy Neil banging out the tunes day!

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hauntingrabbits

A digital drawing of Neil the rat (from the famous “Neil banging out the tunes” image of a hairless pink rat next a purple keyboard) in dramatic lighting. He’s leaning back while playing a white keyboard with keys in various rainbow colors. His right paw is in the air as if in anticipation to play. His left paw is reaching out in front of himself to press down a yellow key and appears much closer to the viewer. A few sparkles crowd around Neil’s face and left paw.

That rat really knows how to play!

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zesty-bread

It’s the most wonderful time of the year !

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4cyberdreamz

Neil again

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surelynotapornbot

Neil!!!

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sarcasticmothdraws

It's time

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I have a question about this image of Xanathar's Thieves Guild.

ID: A lushly painted image of Xanathar, a beholder, surrounded by opulence and members of his inner circle. End ID.

Why does he have sexily lounging elf boys?

ID: A close up of a detail from the above image of Xanathar, showing two shirtless male elves draped suggestively over some cushions. End ID.

I ask because I cannot imagine a beholder being attracted to anything other than itself. Does he just understand Sexily Lounging Elf Boys to be a status symbol, and he wants anyone who visits to know he can afford Sexily Lounging Elf Boys?

Maybe I'm the asshole here for assuming. Maybe these boyfriends are master tacticians here to advise Xanathar, they happen to like wearing leather pants and no shirts and I should be less quick to reduce them to sex objects.

I don't care, I love it, this is all I can think of every time I see it:

ID: Screencap from Psycho Goreman. A small girl hands a horrifying monster a magazine and says "yeah, but look at all the hunky boys!" End ID.

ID: Screencap from Psycho Goreman. The horrifying monster growls, "I do not care for hunky boys!" End ID.

ID: Screencap from Psycho Goreman. Close up on the magazine the monster is holding, now photoshopped to show the shirtless elves from the image of Xanathar. End ID.

ID: Screencap from Psycho Goreman. The horrifying monster looks at the hunky boys and thoughtfully asks "...or do I?" End ID.

fish-with-a-knife

He collects them like goldfish

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personpitch2007

DELETE THIS POST

stumbleoutermales

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

*clicks play in morbid curiosity*

*hammers reblog button*

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

homicidalsean-dlt

WHAT THE FUCK

hastopreleasedtheiralbumyet

i missed it last year so i’ve had this scheduled for an entire damn year

tiger-in-the-flightdeck

Great, now I need to clean snorted water out of my keyboard.

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a meme top panel is miles from into the spider-verse labelled as "writer/artist" standing next to peter parker who says "this one can create some of the most gorgeous inspired forms of art" bottom panel, peter continues saying "... they can't do it on demand though"

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happy ten years, trans bugs!

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